Bad MS Paint Redraw

Recreate the uploaded image in the most clumsy, messy, and hopelessly pathetic way possible. Use a white background and make it appear as if drawn in {argument name="software style" default="MS Paint with a mouse"}. It should only vaguely resemble the original—like it's sort of correct in some spots yet oddly off and awkward overall. Emphasize a low-quality, pixelated look, and make it ridiculously badly drawn. Tip: Changing {software style} to "finger painting" can produce an even more chaotic result.

Three-quarter angle with the subject slightly off-center for visual interest.

Cinematic three-point setup — warm key, cool fill, accent rim for depth.

Layered foreground and background elements creating spatial depth.

Editorial photographic style with cinematic color grading.

Carefully tuned color palette and lighting to keep brand mood consistent.